WTF Friday – Unicorn Poop
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I am trusting we all know what a WTF moment is? If not, I will skip the explanation, but I’m sure you’ll catch on soon enough.
Some days I have an abundance of WTF moments. You know, the days you can’t seem to keep your F’s in stock? Then there are also days I skate by with plenty of F’s to spare. On rare days I need something strong than F to handle what life is throwing at me.
The Problem
This particular moment doesn’t rate very high on the WTF scale. Still worth sharing, though. Let me show you what I am talking about…
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unicorn poop (not to be confused with the poop from my daughter I refer to as a unicorn). This is a sparkly pink slime marketed as unicorn poop. The background, you ask? That would be my couch. To recap, I have unicorn poop dried and stuck on my couch.
This is more of a How-TF moment. As in how the ____ do I get this out of my couch?
The Solution
We have tried a couple different techniques to remove the poop
- Picking at it gets a little at a time off. On the flip side, picking at it seems to anger the fabric underneath it
- Steam mopping doesn’t help at all. Knowing my luck it probably just sets the poo deeper into the fabric
- Scrubbing with soap and water makes the top layer flake off easier. Still no significant results
The Takeaway
Don’t let kids play with unicorn sh!t on furniture!
DON’T FORGET!
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Ah, yes – been there done that – my daughter’s bedspread. I forget how I got it off. I think several trips through the washer with an assortment of things, from Lestoil to Goo-Gone. Which won’t of course help your sofa, but you might try Folex Upholstery/Carpet Cleaner? (since you can’t toss your sofa in the laundry)? Good luck!
Thank you for your suggestions. I might have to give it a go 😁